The Crew

The Crew is all the characters to live in the Land of Greed universe.

Blue Hat Guy - Lucky Bob's Arch-nemesis. He refers to him as "Lucky Boob".

Carrot - Emily's ex-boyfriend.

Crabby the Crab - Adventerous yet naive crustation who realizes the dangers of toxins.

Eel - The hippest sea animal in the reef.

Emily - My girlfriend who's a vegetarian, but believes shrimp "don't count".

Pat English - Guy who's evil is generated through his eyebrows. Don't call him "patty cakes".

Bob Devanna - He's funny without even trying.

Jelly Fish - Loser druggie friend of Crabby.

Mike Johnson - "Johnson smash."

Kerr - Drummer for The Jay who is an escaped convict and loves big booty.

Louie - Big L; Creator of Lucky Bob.

Lucky Bob - A guy who wears a cowboy hat and loves his tennis ball. Catch Phrase: Hiyoooo!

Red Hat Guy - Poor fellow who happens to run into problems with Lucky Bob.

Rose - Gets eaten by Zombie Emily. Known Communist (See red hair).

Salava - Stickman with incredible lava breath powers.

Dave Schrader - He beat me in the Survivor board game. He also responds to Johhny Rico and Grandpa.

Scott Schrader - Rage-a-holic old school gamer and author of Old Schooled.

Spuds - Mosh-tastic Edgeman.

Stick Man - Sadistic Salava look-a-like.

Billy Bob Thorton - Non-sensical floating head, part of a daring duo with Mr. Washington.

Tommy Turkey - A dead turkey.

Urchin - Worrisome best friend of Crabby.

George Washington - Second half of the daring duo.

Matt Wend - Pro wrestler known as Matt "Grunge" or just Bill Wend's brother.

Zombie Emily - Needs human flesh to survive, preferly Communist flesh.

Johnny Z - The author and Grand Wizard of the Land of Greed.